gpgay:

Ice Age 14: The Great Depression

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cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

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remerges:

person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!

most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!

me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

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gudnam:

jaden smith always looks like he’s trying to read off a menu from a distance

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