on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of who’s opinion i like

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the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

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in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful




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Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down


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Band is great but I am in pain

Halftime was just worlds better today and ughhh yessss it’s so nice.
Our new director is great and I can’t imagine how we functioned without him (we kinda didn’t).

And I don’t know why it just makes me feel so good to be a part of this right now.

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